Tuesday, 26 February 2008

The Machinist is Having an Affair


The Machinist is having a love affair with the secretary. It’s true. He can’t keep his eyes off her. She walks into the machine shop, and he stops what he is doing. Sometimes, when he is welding, he will detect her perfume (White Linen, Estee Lauder) and suddenly, cut the arc, reaching for his welding helmet to lift up the visor. He confides in his workmates that the secretary is really ‘hot’. He also confides that he gets the secretary to sit on his knee in the office. Fortunately, his workmates are diligent to remind him that the office door has glass in it and that they can see right in. The Machinist says he is the luckiest, most blessed man alive to have a love affair at work, in the tranquil setting of the Australian countryside…

1 comment:

Misc. Muse said...

dearest Helen- I miss our conversations and you telling about the "ya ya ya's" LOL I know how much they like that, mine says don't talk about me mom- especially #3 child. I miss hearing about gardening etc. I can't believe we are just now finding out about your blog young lady- wooden spoon is out- LOL I know you are busy. I need to hear from you more- when you were gone- felt like we lost a family member. hugs Lynda